========================================================================= Date: Thu, 18 Apr 1996 06:16:48 -0400 Reply-To: James Jack Sender: Highlander TV show stories From: James Jack Subject: Highlander Haikus Vol. II HIGHLANDER HAIKUS Vol. II (c) 1996 James A. Jack Here is a new selection of Highlander Haikus. I hope you will enjoy them! This one's about Kenny: Immortal too soon Should have listened to his mom Don't run with scissors! Two about Duncan: Honour in battle! The enemy within you has been defeated He passed out at Joe's No more whiskey for you Mac. You pay your bills first Aliens from Zeist: Aliens from Zeist fly! Connor decpitates them. They won't fly again. This equine is dead! Steal one from the cavalry. They will be upset. Connor: Who should get the prize If only Duncan survived? Could you take his life? And finally one in Dutch: De vijand valt aan! Hak z'n hoofd eraf Duncan. Ja, met je zwaard, ja. James ----- + James A. Jack jajack@noord.bart.nl . __ http://www.noord.bart.nl/~jajack/ (STILL under construction) / / + . . / / "Through this red wound gushed __ / / Infinite thoughts I might have Team AMIGA \ \ / / Heard--dead enemy" . \ \/ / (Frank Herbert) + \_\/ .